I’ve gone out and got my paparazzi hat on and pulled low so as to hide my visage of shame. I did it all for you. You fuckers. Here’s your chance to see these stars as never before, …acting. Hhhmmm. Well acting on the small screen:
Here’s Mr. Potter for Slow Club looking rugged (RESPECT) and dishevelled in a poor effort of an hawaiian shirt:
Next we have Shia putting in a strong, emotional performance for Sigur Ros’ new album for which they have asked 12 directors to run riot for each song on the album (kudos), a pity this one’s completely pretentious. The following contains nudity and its the bad kind, the flacid willy kind…
Lastly we have another Harry Pottererer: Helena Bonham Carter. A true English rose, or is it, a rose among thorns? Either way she’s on the small screen. Its a bit, you know, meh.